once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
forcing a friend to watch a tv show
when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it
- Me: i'm over my crush
- Crush: hey
- Me: nvm
“You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn.”My Ten Word Story. (via thr0wmyfaith)
When my parents tell me I need to take responsibility for my actions
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
I hate when teachers ask stupid questions
- Teacher: Why do I hear talking? !!
- Me: Because you have fucking ears!
“Ask yourself what is really important and then have the courage to build your life around your answer.”TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
I will never understand why guys randomly stop talking to you after it seems like things are going well